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I'm 20 years old and have spectacular eyebrows. Bitchcraft practitioner.

I post about my personal life, cosplay, and hair.
I reblog things I find funny, charming, and/or interesting, and fandom things related mostly to Supernatural and Welcome to Night Vale.
Posted on 18th Sep at 3:17 PM, with 881,995 notes

kyidyl:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

I would check first too if I was married to Cersi.  

Actually, the reason Spartan women were called “thigh showers” was not because their skirts were short. This is a common misunderstanding. It’s that the peplos (a long, flowy dress made from one piece of fabric) remained in fashion in Sparta long after it had become passe in Athens. In a peplos, your movement is restricted unless you allow the slit to be open, revealing your thigh to onlookers when walking. Athenian women wore a chiton, which was more loosely cut, allowing them to walk, or even run, if necessary, without revealing their legs.

Calling Spartan women “thigh showers” was a way of mocking them for being unfashionable.

Tagged: #history,
Posted on 17th Sep at 4:05 PM, with 550 notes
rhamphotheca:

A Yellow-crowned Night Heron (Nyctanassa violacea), in Florida, cools off in the pool of a surprised homeowner.
(via: The National Audubon Society)
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rhamphotheca:

A Yellow-crowned Night Heron (Nyctanassa violacea), in Florida, cools off in the pool of a surprised homeowner.

(via: The National Audubon Society)

Posted on 12th Sep at 1:13 PM, with 3 notes

Ended up in the same class as someone I follow on tumblr? Should I say hi?

Tagged: #personal,
Posted on 11th Sep at 9:43 PM
Custom labradorite earrings by talented wire-wrapper Natural-magics.
Check out her etsy store! She does beautiful, inceredibly affordable work, and she’s a dream to work with when requesting a custom order.
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Custom labradorite earrings by talented wire-wrapper Natural-magics.

Check out her etsy store! She does beautiful, inceredibly affordable work, and she’s a dream to work with when requesting a custom order.

Posted on 11th Sep at 4:11 PM, with 2,003 notes
graveyarddirt:

“In the beginning it is always dark." — The Childlike Empress, "The NeverEnding Story”
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graveyarddirt:

In the beginning it is always dark." — The Childlike Empress, "The NeverEnding Story

Posted on 10th Sep at 12:46 PM, with 1 note
Send me an ask with a date between now and fifteen years ago, and I’ll tell you what I did that day.
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Send me an ask with a date between now and fifteen years ago, and I’ll tell you what I did that day.

Tagged: #personal,
Posted on 9th Sep at 9:48 PM, with 378,471 notes
blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear
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blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear

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